mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

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He is perfff

He is perfff

My life

My life

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Oh wow, uhm okay. 

  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Possibly, but probably not
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Yes. I talk to my ex pretty much every day to be honest. 
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity? Yes
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Normally, I trust too easily, but recently I just went through some major life changes and I don’t think I’ll be able to trust again for a long time. 
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? No
  • 6. What are you excited for? To move to Johnson City and start college in August. 
  • 7. What happened tonight? Sat around and was bored.
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Everyone makes choices, and as long as those choices aren’t hurting anyone else, thats their choice. However, personally when I drink, I don’t like to get really wasted. 
  • 9. Is confidence cute? In small doses. 
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had? Liquid cocaine aka Mountain Dew
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? A big ol’ 0.
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? So. Many. Pairs.
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Nothing, because I’m boring. 
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably stuff to decorate my house with. 
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? No.
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Considering I’m moving to a completely new place where I don’t know anyone and starting college, probably tremendously. 
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? No one, to be honest. 
  • 18. The last time you felt broken? Every day for the past month of my life. 
  • 19. Have you had sex today? No.
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything? So much.
  • 21. Are you in a good mood? Not at all. 
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Helllllll no. Thats way too scary for me. 
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? No
  • 24. What do you want right this second? To find a way to stop being so upset all the time. 
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Probably nothing. 
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? I’ll never tell. ;)
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Never. I like to have fun way too much.
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Ryan sent me “Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. It went to a club one day, and dropped it hella low.” 
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? With every fiber of my being.
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Yes, but that doesn’t mean everyone deserves a second chance from you.
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Yes, but I also love him with my whole heart. 
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I guess so.
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Correction: I ALWAYSSSSSS drink soda. 
  • 34. Listening to? Stay - Mayday Parade
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Never, if I can help it. 
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Yes.
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. Attraction at first sight, yes. Lust at first sight, yes. Love takes time though.
  • 38. Who did you last call? Ryan.
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with? I’m not sure. I don’t normally dance, so probably Dylan.
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I love them. 
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? I actually don’t know and thats a problem. Someone remind me to go get a cupcake after this.
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? I don’t believe I did.
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Last time I was with my crush, I fell down the steps at the Empire State Building and then almost cried from embarrassment. FML lol. 
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude? Only in the tanning bed. 
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? The only thing I’d change about my last kiss is that if I knew then what I know now, I’d have never stopped. 
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? No. 
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you? Dylan. 
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower? Not well 
  • 49. Do you dance in the car? No, but I give a hell of a concert. 
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Indeed I have. 
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I am my own photographer. #SelfieNation lol. But seriously, no. 
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? No way
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful? Not really
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi? I have no idea what that even is.
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I may get kicked out of America for this, but I don’t really like pie of any sort that much. 
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Ruler of the entire world.
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in something, but I don’t know if its ghosts.
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Nope
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily? Well, I try to take biotin daily, but I’m not really good at the whole daily routine thing, except laying in bed, drinking Mountain Dew and eating comfort foods. 
  • 60. Wear slippers? Do people really do that?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe? No
  • 62. What do you wear to bed? Sophie shorts and a t-shirt mostly
  • 63. First concert? Hilary Duff, because I had awesome taste, even at 7.
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-mart, because I currently live in the middle of no where and thats the only one of those stores around here.
  • 65. Nike or Adidas? Nike
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos, but only if they’re the puffy kind.
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Is this a trap so you guys can make fun of me or having a favorite Taylor Swift song? Oh well, idc. Everything Has Changed
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons? No, but I should’ve because I have as many moves as statue. 
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I wouldn’t mind being Dr. and Dr. Spouse’s Last Name ;)
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue? No, and I’m upset about it. 
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee? Lol. Not a chance. 
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No. If you ever see me crying its because I read a really sad book or watched a really sad movie. Otherwise you better run, because the only other time I cry is when I get so frustrated because I’m trying not to lose my temper and ailing miserably. 
  • 74. What is your favorite book? The Catcher in the Rye
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music? Without
  • 76. Regularly burn incense? No
  • 77. Ever been in love? Yes
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Mayday Parade, please.
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw? Probably A Day to Remember, but I’m not sure.
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea? No tea is the best tea, in my opinion. 
  • 81. Tea or coffee? Coffee.
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie? White macadamia nut
  • 83. Can you swim well? According to the lifeguard at Myrtle Beach, I can’t swim period. Then I got kicked out of the ocean. Even though I’m a certified lifeguard myself. So it depends on who you ask. 
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes
  • 85. Are you patient? Yes
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ, unless its a really kick ass bad. 
  • 87. Ever won a contest? No.
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery? No. 
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives? How about no olives.
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? If you both wanna do it, go for it. 
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace? A library
  • 92. Do you want to get married? Some day

Geez, that was hard. Lol

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via balconyscene)

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • 19. Have you had sex today?
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • 63. First concert?
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92. Do you want to get married?

Things school has taught me:

laekkun:

juliuscaesarofficial:

relahvant:

shulamithbond:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

the magna carta was signed in 1215

NEVER reveal you have gum

how to sleep without people noticing

how to hide headphones with your hair/hand

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